Dude: I seen you walking by and i just had to say something you’re gorgeous may i get your number
Girl: ok, sure ill give you a shot, i hope you’re not crazy
Dude: ok thanks cutie put your number in
nigga … is that a… oh sorry i cant i forgot i… i…..left my house on fire im in a rush maybe next time
*power walks away*
imsammarie said: You love All girls except white girls 😞
i aint say all that, i love errybody but as far as dating
i just love my black queens shawty but luckily there’s tons of lame self
hating black dudes out there for u, do a twitter search for terms such as
"i hate natural hair"
"black girls are ghetto "
"i dont like black girls"
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but they cant make up there mind so we also have
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and my personal favorite
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On the afternoon of Aug. 9, a police officer fatally shot an unarmed, black teenager, Michael Brown, in Ferguson, Missouri. Details remain in dispute. Eyewitnesses have said that Brown was compliant with police and was shot while he had his hands up. Police maintain that the 18-year-old had assaulted an officer and was reaching for the officer’s gun.
Almost a thousand people in West Africa die from ebola and nobody bats an eyelash, yet 2 white people in the US contract it and miraculously a cure is released and given to them because they’re an “extreme circumstance.” Satire is dead and real life is a dystopian hellscape
The same thing I was saying in class this morning. It’s only considered an issue when it affects a Westerner’s life
This year, Angela Bassett is nominated for a Primetime Emmy for best supporting actress as a compassionate voodoo priestess in American Horror Story: Coven. She also recently wrapped Whitney, a biopic on the late Whitney Houston and Bassett’s directorial debut. Both will require much red-carpet prep over the coming months.
Of course, Bassett is no stranger to the ritual of getting dressed. The actress has nabbed numerous nominations and awards for films like What’s Love Got to Do With It and The Rosa Parks Story, both of which reflect a notable career of playing strong, tenacious women. (To wit: her unyielding performances in Waiting to Exhale and How Stella Got Her Groove Back.)
The Hollywood legend was photographed at VIOLET GREY with her team.
I have to re-blog this again because she looks really good.
Beauty and class personified…
I love her!
Don’t sleep on her